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I have a feeling we aren’t in Kansas anymore.

Happy cows live in California…But it’s hard to get there ! ! !

The MOS ‘Bovine Surveillance’ saw a sharp increase in enlistment when a second MOS ‘Cow Poop Scooper’ was added to the field.

Round up those there moo-lesters, boys.

U.S. Army Soldiers protecting us from all enemies….foreign and domestic!

Happy cows come from California…unfortunately so does a lot of anti-military sentiment.

“Happy Cows, my ASS!”

Clearly, they are fighting Mad Cow Disease.

“Copy that ‘Winged Shepherd’, ground forces are cleared in hot for “Operation: Steak – It’s What’s for Dinner”…OK men..OPEN FIRE!”

Looks like the LZ is almost clear!

I’m thinking staek for dinner!!!!

“Hostage Evac in the country!”

No matter how long they trained, SSG. Bossey could not get the Bovine Assault Team (BAT’s) to properly secure an LZ.

“Sarge, I told you not to let the LT lead the platoon again.”

It is a little known fact that the Chinook is actually designed to mimic the 4-stomach efficiency and sleek beauty of the heifer.

How do you like your steak cuz that’s what’s for dinner!

Not So Basic: The Army is really changing up the meaning of of ‘basic training’ as our engagements become less traditional. Talk about pushing the boundaries on decision-making exercises!

Rounding Up Rations

BEEF. It’s what’s for dinner.

The cows had done too little research for their production of Miss Saigon, and didn’t realize how many times uniforms have changed in 30 years.

“We’ll defend this hill ’til the cows come home!”

Fed up with the FOB’s DFAC, the men went for “take out.”

The soldiers of the Civil Affairs Corps pride themselves on being prepared for any situation that may arise…they were completely caught off guard here.

“This is the first time I’ve ever seen Leathernecks rushing away from transport”.

CBIED?

The brave soldiers held their line against the advancing cows, praying the air assault QRF arrived in time.

Famished Afghan cattle square up against US soldiers awaiting resupply.

“Army has a new ration supply line…sure has come a long way since C rations!”

I hope the next drop is grills and charcoal!

Soldiers set up a perimiter around local cow pastures as the Swine Flu scare causes a surge of beef theft despite Bovine concerns.

“What the…!? This isn’t what we asked for! Don’t the eggheads back at the FOB know what a COW is!?”

“Are those cows saying “Mooah??”

Making a milkshake… Army style!

“Intelligence has informed the soldiers that Osama Bin Laden is in disguise”

“Intelligence has informed the soldiers that Osama Bin Laden is in disguise”

or

The Military has invested our tax dollars to create a new form of Army Intelligence Gathering Unit, “The AIGU”- and the reconnaissance has just returned.

or
“Since the Afghan people wont work with us”

We’re good here – we got those Mooslims on the run!

“Volunteers are arriving to help over-throw the Taliban”

RUN guys! You know what happens when we see strange things flying in the sky! I don’t know about you, but I don’t want any part of me being probed again! Oh no! Looks like they have the Army on their side! We are all done for now! NOOOOOO!!!

” After request after request and after request to Army high command -The soldiers long awaited transport vehicles have just arrived”

” During both the Revolutionary War and the Civil War this would not have been an issue, but … Food is no longer an issue. The United States Army no longer travels on it’s stomach.”

After receiving an informant tip on illegal activities, Recon comes up spades with a biological terrorist cell transporting veins of mad cow disease.

Troops were on high alert today for “Operation Slingload Sirloin,” a priority rescue mission for MRE-eating hostages located in all theaters of operation.

No Aliens in the Perimeter. Perimeter is Free. ZULU 0300

John, what is Jim doing today with his “Heli”? I don’t know Matt!!! Yesterday he was seeing an Australian TV program where they used helicopters to drive herds.

Fabulous!!! We are at Home!!!

Afghan mountains, a superb panorama

In an attempt to leverage the success of the “Army Strong” campaign, ‘take one’ at a photo shoot to capture a “Ben & Jerry’s Strong” field ration ice cream label faces the need to prepare for more takes as bovine props stampede to evade a ‘big windy’ Chinook. “Cut! Cut!” yells the director. “Lose the ‘copter and bring in the Cav!”

When searching for the cow suicide bomber get serious, they send in the troops!

Commander in Chief discovers Chic Fil A is closed on Sundays, takes swift action against the “Eat More Chicken” terrorist cell.

Hey Sgt, looks like the Al Qaeda cavalry has demounted and fled.

“I think we plotted the coordinates wrong…”

Operation “Cow Candid Camera”(CCC) was falling into place. The chinook’s shaping manuever brought the bovine close enough to strap camera’s to their heads…now…PV2 Hall, throw grass in all the vehicles! VBIEDs, tendorize and cook that!

For The U.S. Army, Texas Always Delivers!

Pastoral Setting Interlude in Afghanistan

Something has interrupted the quiet of a pastoral setting in Afghanistan. Cows are on the move. running away from something. A helicopter buzzes overhead. Soldiers watch from the distance with their guns out, not quite ready to fire. There is no smoke or haze in the sky so a fire or explosion have not occurred. Can it be that the helicopter noise has stirred up the cows?

Both the cows and the troops are reenacting the scene from braveheart while the chinook filmed it.

Operation “Cow Candid Camera” was falling into place. The chinook’s shaping manuever drew the cows close enough to strap cameras on their heads. Recon just got smarter. Watch out poppy field terrorists.

US Army – GOT MILK ?!

We do our jobs so that you can enjoy this kind of peace.

At least we’re not herding cats!

Vietnam… remembering the US Army’s support of the PRIME BEEF

Running to join to the most formidable force on earth…American Military

Beef…all that can eat…cause we’ll fry you…in the ARRRRmy.

The Infantry knew the Army’s budget was shrinking with the introduction of “Meals Not Even Vaguely Ready to Eat.”

Man, I heard that afghani cattle were hard to round up, but isn’t this carrying it a little to far?

Are these the new translaitors?

I know our Delta attachment wants to blend in but bring them in their own cows? Come on thats just uncalled for!

Mom said that to be very strong I have to drink some milk every Day!!! Yes, I do it!!! Ah ah ah!!!

None can resist to a fully equipped US Soldier’s Fashion

Mmmmm, beef, it’s what’s for dinner.

US Soldier fight against the fastfood Industry to help our Nation to live healthier.

why are we army strong??
target practice and dinner.

best one!@Nick Friggin Monnastes

The new “Green Machine” has arrived! Introducing the 2010 “green” personnel carrier, Combat Over-Land Walker or C.O.W. Mark1. Compliant with new budget restrictions and environmentally friendly operations abroad.

looks like meats back on the menu boys

Looks like DELTA FORCE just got there new high speed pack mules for the mountains of Afghanistan.

Short on training dollars, the Army resorted to hiring local amateurs to play “civilians on the battlefield”, or COBs. The only technical difficulty was finding theater-accurate clothing that would fit the actors.

“Eight Seconds boys! Ride, Die or fly, but no one gets away for Free!”

LOW BUDGET–Here, new army vehicles!!!!!!….Rapid Deployment Bovine Tactical Vehicle(RDBTV)…..

This puts the “Moo” in Mujahideen.

“Steady men! Wait for it. Waaaaaiiit for it….”

I don’t think the Captain meant it literally when he said “Rangers were a bunch of Cowboys”

I TOLD you they would come running if you just yelled “Bluebell”!

“Don’t fire until you see the whites of their eyes”

What the _____ is going on? It’s training sir! What kind of training son? ARMY TRAINING SIR!!!

We are fighting against animals,The hunt starts here!

Dont use the C-4s or they will be to little to be table scraps

The hell with the MRE’s, we’re having cheeseburgers!

Army intelligence rounds up insurgents!

Here comes the fast moo-vers!